this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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