Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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