And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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