and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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