ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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