I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
NoShamevember. You game?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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