Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You are a genius and a whore.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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