pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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