don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
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