a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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