It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The adults are the big ones right?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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