So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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