Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She bit a glass in half.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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