I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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