she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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