i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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