My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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