so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dick very happy bro
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