I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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