One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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