I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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