I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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