Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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