belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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