Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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