I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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