how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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