Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i now understand why vodka
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
