i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
