carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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