can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I want a musical about memes.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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