stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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