I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
