Where are you?
In a non slutty way
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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