i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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