I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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