Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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