maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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