sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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