between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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