after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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