Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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