every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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