she was so not down for the gang bang
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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