ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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