do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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