Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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