he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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