bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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