I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If that was your dad, he is hot
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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