i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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