I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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