Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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