I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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