operation have a gay friend backfired
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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