Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I pour the whiskey from now on
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
there is glitter all over my balls
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